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Dutch Demotivational Poster


THE DUTCH - The Dutch are Scum.


TAGS: dutch
Rating: 2.27/5

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4real - February 6, 2009, 9:11 am
Stupid a**hole, english root are from Dutchland. Prick
GoForthAndDie - November 18, 2008, 8:33 pm
Actually Waffles, that's pretty much a quote from the show. Skwisgaar hates the Dutch.
Waffles - November 18, 2008, 8:20 pm
I guess I'll be the one to point out that the pic has nothing to do with the dutch. Skwisgaar is Swedish.
Culos - October 13, 2008, 6:50 am
The Dutch are Scum...and we're d*** Proud of it. Scum beats sanctimonious, racist, prejudiced, arrogant, stupid, need I go on?
Kspace - October 8, 2008, 11:35 pm
The Dutch suck a**. Go shove those f***ing tulip bulbs up your a**es.
Dutchfail - July 17, 2008, 12:10 pm
Nah, the Dutch are indeed scum, hang yourselves
Mr. Dutch - July 3, 2008, 5:05 am
The Dutch, The best of the West!
Mr. Dutch - July 3, 2008, 5:04 am
The Dutch, the best of the west!
frenchie - June 12, 2008, 4:12 am
dutch rule your sorry little a**.
DucthGirl - May 15, 2008, 1:47 am
f*** that! The Dutch rock!!
karel - April 18, 2008, 8:22 am
scrumstelicious we be it
Peter - April 16, 2008, 10:51 pm
Chuck You Farley


THE AIR IS CRISP -




WHEN IT'S BAD ENOUGH -




CRAFTSMANSHIP - This guy has it. So dude, how much to build a deck on my house?


TAGS: building wood ark boat animals netherlands holland dutch skill craft house deck
Rating: 3.83/5

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Jmac0585 - November 2, 2009, 4:18 pm
Sean, if I had all the answers, would I be making 3-lion-worthy posters?
omnia - November 2, 2009, 4:01 pm
sean: i'm from the Netherlands. if there is one thing we sure as hell know: it's weed (never been to amsterdam?)
Derek - November 2, 2009, 3:51 pm
Should the Netherlands be inundated with sea-level rise, someone will be sitting pretty.
Sean - November 2, 2009, 3:38 pm
What about the plants? And I remind you that weed is a plant. (There. Not such a dumb question afterall, eh?) I mean, terrestrial plants can't survive being completely immersed in deep water for 40 days any better than air-breathing animals could.
Kamai - November 2, 2009, 3:19 pm
Later on he saw the Dutch weren't all that awesome after all so he took some of their finest, mixed them up with the French and therby created the wise life-loving Belgians ;D (yes, I'm from Belgium :3 )
omnia - November 2, 2009, 3:13 pm
on the final day god saw humanity was imperfect so as a fina touch he created the Dutch! god bless them. (i'm Dutch)
Jmac0585 - November 2, 2009, 3:07 pm
They probably got hatchlings that were eaten by the hatchling T-rexs, that were eaten by the full grown Crocs.
agdaniele - November 2, 2009, 2:54 pm
LMAO!!!!!!
motifake - November 2, 2009, 2:52 pm

Pfffffffffft, wheres did they put brontosaurus???


INTERVIEWS - If you don't pass out you can have the job.


TAGS: dutch oven
Rating: 4.13/5

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Bartimaeus - January 19, 2010, 11:50 pm
A Dutch oven is when you fart under a blanket while your bed-mate has his/her head under the covers.
Bob D. Sailor - January 19, 2010, 11:47 pm
I'm missing something here (as usual).
Who Cares? - January 19, 2010, 6:56 pm
Their dutch letters are very good.
Bovee - January 19, 2010, 4:05 pm
Wow is all i have to say.


RELATIONSHIPS -


TAGS: smell assignment nothing says lovin like a good dutch oven
Rating: 3.5/5

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GreyScorpion - December 13, 2009, 4:44 pm
goole dutch oven, it's a cooking device. the gasous part just mimics the apperatus.
omnia - December 13, 2009, 4:38 pm
culos, dutch? who knew? but the patriotic dutchman in me feels insulted that something like that is a**ociated with the dutch
GreyScorpion - December 13, 2009, 4:34 pm
@culos, thanks for the descriptive a**istance :) couldn't have described it better.
culos - December 13, 2009, 3:50 pm
From one Dutchman to another: Dutch oven is a fart chamber created by pulling a blanket over someone's head and farting.
omnia - December 13, 2009, 3:39 pm
what for the love of god is a dutch oven? i'm dutch and never heard the term


GOING DUTCH -


TAGS: owls dutch gambling problem
Rating: 4.8/5

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agdaniele - August 10, 2010, 11:53 pm
Can't caption this better!


DUTCH COURAGE - Industrial Strength




CATCH AND RELEASE - The Dutch Navy is doing it W R O N G !


TAGS: somali pirates captured then released by dutch navy
Rating: 2.57/5

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Cubbybear - April 22, 2009, 7:13 pm
Look how they handled the Natalie Holloway case


WILL THOSE GERMANS EVER LEARN! - This is NOT how you build a Dutch WInd-mill!


TAGS: culos dutch german fail
Rating: 4.44/5

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agdaniele - December 4, 2010, 12:55 pm
LOL! What do you have against whole grain, culos?


TRUTH IN ADVERTISING - Dutch is a Marketing Genius




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